I got to see some excellent plays recently unfortunately two of the three have ended, so you cant see them, sucks to be you.*
Gods and Monster – willies and bleakness
It’s a bird … It’s a plane … It’s Superman – not terrible, very racist
Caravan and Pin – Excellent works in progress
*I’m so sorry, that was rude, I’m sure you’re an excellent person and it’s far better being you than me. Other plays will come along, better plays and you will see them and you can tell me all about them once the’ve been and gone. Give me a taste of my own medicine, it’s all I deserve.