Author Archives: David

The Castle

Sometimes I can be incredibly patient. Not always. But when I truly want something I’m happy to play the long game. Wait. Work. Get what you want to achieve.  I waited over 20 years for one of my happiest moments … Continue reading

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Neighbours – Tuesday on a Monday

How often do you think of the sex lives of teenagers? I mean actual teenagers you may know and the sex that they are having. Not the ones you’re chatting to on Grindr or searching for on Xtube. Their sex … Continue reading

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Quarantine Week 5

My Names David. I’m 33. I live in London. And my Mum is dead. Nailed it! You’re interested right? That’s the the formula? Boring, boring, then BAM in your face. The thought of a dead, death corpse. What did you … Continue reading

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Neighbours – Friday on a Monday

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Going to Disney? (Something I wrote in the Guardian.)

First of all if you’re going to Disney World then you are a wise and powerful person and I am incredibly excited about the adventure you’re about to take. Also. Read my advice in The Guardian. Or you would have … Continue reading

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Read with your ears!

You might not be able to read what I’m writing at the moment but you can hear what I’m saying on my podcast with casual acquaintance David Morgan. Why not subscribe? iTunes Other places 

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It’s all about fake IDee

Before we get into last week’s Neighbours (because who loves nothing more than talking about an out of date soap) can we all agree that the sausage competition and the constant unashamed innuendos are the best thing to happen to … Continue reading

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DEEsaster week!

So. Full disclosure. I have a glass of wine in hand. My emotions are changeable and true. So they’ve fucked up Dee’s return. Dee’s not Dee and the revelation that Toadie has a secret daughter lasted about a second. Dee’s … Continue reading

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Dee Day

So this week it’s tricky to be funny. Neighbours was amazing. I’m really sorry. I’m going to use too many clichés. I’m going to praise the acting and possibly a set or two. Neighbours would have made my life easier … Continue reading

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Neighbours the filler week

Welcome back for the second recap of Neighbours 2017 and I’m already wondering why I’m bothering. Carl and Susan were nowhere to be seen. There’s no better way to say it, this was a shit week of Neighbours. Shit. Just. … Continue reading

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