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Places where I wrote stuff
At one point I managed to trick the people over at Vice to publish something.
I worked for many years at 69 Degrees where I wore many hats Music Editor, Culture Editor, New Media Development Manager and for an extremely short time men's lifestyle blogger. You used to be able to read my stuff there until it was all deleted in a recent re-brand but now you can just take my word for it, it was the shit.
If you want to read the things I actually got printed on real life paper you can see the archive here, my issues are 25/02/08 - Spring 2010:
EQ View, where what I wrote was both a mystery to myself and the editor.
I've also written for swathes of websites and blogs that no longer exist including SoSoGay, Vada, M Magazine, Mash My Pixel, Who's Jack, Bent and my very own baby Your Face Is An Advert. R.I.P.
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Author Archives: David
I saw some pretty excellent plays.
I got to see some excellent plays recently unfortunately two of the three have ended, so you cant see them, sucks to be you.* Gods and Monster – willies and bleakness It’s a bird … It’s a plane … It’s … Continue reading
Things people who hate their job are fucking bored of hearing from you
Why don’t you apply for another job? Why don’t you go fuck yourself? My friend Keith swaps jobs every year and he’s doing well, you should talk to him. Keith is a self-serving cunt. You’re using the word friend instead … Continue reading
A theatre review
I love theatre. I love that people can put time and effort into making something and occasionally what they make is terrible. What I can’t abide is theatre that thinks it’s better than it’s audience and that’s what happened with … Continue reading
Sweet Dreams
You did it You fucking did it again That. Is. Hilarious. It sounded so deep, so satisfying, almost luxurious. I’m jealous. No Wait Disgusted That is really disgusting. What did you eat? Are you dying? You know the rules, outside … Continue reading
No one loves the Wicked, except me and here’s why
I went to see Wicked and fell in love with it again, this is why you should too: http://sosogay.co.uk/2015/five-reasons-give-wicked-another-go/
Holy … shit, they thought it was shit
So the below was written for a celebrity website around about the start of the live finals of X Factor. It had been in the press that some poor love was made ill by the sight of Simon. I thought … Continue reading
Some theatre reviews
This was a good one: http://sosogay.co.uk/2014/review-la-soiree-spiegeltent-southbank/ This one wasn’t: http://sosogay.co.uk/2014/review-dirty-rotten-scoundrels-savoy-theatre-2/
Inspirational
Life had become tough for Cherie. At an early age she’d met Winston the man of her dreams, married and had two beautiful children who are both overachieving at school. She would have little to say when a cashier asked … Continue reading
Cereal Cafe
A lot of fuss has been made about Cereal Killers, the cereal cafe that recently opened in Shoreditch. I met the guys who run it, they’re ace, the idea is ace, everything is ace. http://eqview.com/2014/12/08/cereal-killers-interview/
Where will you die in the office?
We’ve all considered taking our lives before, during and after a slog at the office. But where is the best place? Thankfully HP has the answer. A recent survey commissioned by HP and conducted by The International Funeral Society has … Continue reading