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Author Archives: David
Neighbours is back motherfuckers (and for people who don’t fuck mothers)
I want to support people like me, people who when asked what their favourite TV show is, they say with pride and joy: “I love Neighbours” To which the response is always a furrowed brow and “Is that still on … Continue reading
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STAY SAFE
STAY SAFE. DON’T USE GRINDR BADLY. RUN AWAY FROM DANGER. Read those gems and more in another stunning article for FS. http://www.gmfa.org.uk/pages/sites/displaypost.aspx?GroupTitle=fsmagazine&Module=&Title=fs149-9-ways-to-stay-safe-on-grindr
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Mental health awareness and homosexuals
We do a lot, some ….. an amount, around gay men and sexual health awareness, sometimes I can’t help but think we’re dealing with a symptom rather than the cause. I want to see more done to make gay men … Continue reading
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What gays can teach straight people – written for Vice
Tracey Cox wrote a wonderfully condescending article for the Mail Online, so I responded with this article on Vice: http://www.vice.com/read/7-actual-things-straight-people-can-learn-from-gay-relationships-421?utm_source=vicetwitterus
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Another play and Margaret Thather
I interviewed Margaret Thatcher, well a man that dresses as her which is pretty much the same right? http://eqview.com/2015/03/12/maggie-thatcher-interview/ I also saw Bathhouse The Musical. It wasn’t 100% terrible (a massive amount of alcohol increased enjoyment ten fold.) http://sosogay.co.uk/2015/review-bathhouse-musical-stag-theatre/
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KIDS BOOK
I’m writing a kids book an actual book for children, with pictures. My friend Jose is making it look pretty, follow its progress on his Instagram. (I should really add an image to this shouldn’t I? But wouldn’t it be … Continue reading
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I saw some pretty excellent plays.
I got to see some excellent plays recently unfortunately two of the three have ended, so you cant see them, sucks to be you.* Gods and Monster – willies and bleakness It’s a bird … It’s a plane … It’s … Continue reading
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Things people who hate their job are fucking bored of hearing from you
Why don’t you apply for another job? Why don’t you go fuck yourself? My friend Keith swaps jobs every year and he’s doing well, you should talk to him. Keith is a self-serving cunt. You’re using the word friend instead … Continue reading
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A theatre review
I love theatre. I love that people can put time and effort into making something and occasionally what they make is terrible. What I can’t abide is theatre that thinks it’s better than it’s audience and that’s what happened with … Continue reading
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Sweet Dreams
You did it You fucking did it again That. Is. Hilarious. It sounded so deep, so satisfying, almost luxurious. I’m jealous. No Wait Disgusted That is really disgusting. What did you eat? Are you dying? You know the rules, outside … Continue reading
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