Author Archives: David

I saw some pretty excellent plays.

I got to see some excellent plays recently unfortunately two of the three have ended, so you cant see them, sucks to be you.* Gods and Monster – willies and bleakness It’s a bird … It’s a plane … It’s … Continue reading

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Things people who hate their job are fucking bored of hearing from you

Why don’t you apply for another job? Why don’t you go fuck yourself? My friend Keith swaps jobs every year and he’s doing well, you should talk to him. Keith is a self-serving cunt. You’re using the word friend instead … Continue reading

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A theatre review

I love theatre. I love that people can put time and effort into making something and occasionally what they make is terrible. What I can’t abide is theatre that thinks it’s better than it’s audience and that’s what happened with … Continue reading

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Sweet Dreams

You did it You fucking did it again That. Is. Hilarious. It sounded so deep, so satisfying, almost luxurious. I’m jealous. No Wait Disgusted That is really disgusting. What did you eat? Are you dying? You know the rules, outside … Continue reading

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No one loves the Wicked, except me and here’s why

I went to see Wicked and fell in love with it again, this is why you should too: http://sosogay.co.uk/2015/five-reasons-give-wicked-another-go/

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Holy … shit, they thought it was shit

So the below was written for a celebrity website around about the start of the live finals of X Factor. It had been in the press that some poor love was made ill by the sight of Simon. I thought … Continue reading

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Some theatre reviews

This was a good one: http://sosogay.co.uk/2014/review-la-soiree-spiegeltent-southbank/ This one wasn’t: http://sosogay.co.uk/2014/review-dirty-rotten-scoundrels-savoy-theatre-2/

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Inspirational

Life had become tough for Cherie. At an early age she’d met Winston the man of her dreams, married and had two beautiful children who are both overachieving at school. She would have little to say when a cashier asked … Continue reading

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Cereal Cafe

A lot of fuss has been made about Cereal Killers, the cereal cafe that recently opened in Shoreditch. I met the guys who run it, they’re ace, the idea is ace, everything is ace. http://eqview.com/2014/12/08/cereal-killers-interview/

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Where will you die in the office?

We’ve all considered taking our lives before, during and after a slog at the office. But where is the best place? Thankfully HP has the answer. A recent survey commissioned by HP and conducted by The International Funeral Society has … Continue reading

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