Category Archives: Stuff no one really wants to know.

The Castle

Sometimes I can be incredibly patient. Not always. But when I truly want something I’m happy to play the long game. Wait. Work. Get what you want to achieve.  I waited over 20 years for one of my happiest moments … Continue reading

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Quarantine Week 5

My Names David. I’m 33. I live in London. And my Mum is dead. Nailed it! You’re interested right? That’s the the formula? Boring, boring, then BAM in your face. The thought of a dead, death corpse. What did you … Continue reading

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Holy … shit, they thought it was shit

So the below was written for a celebrity website around about the start of the live finals of X Factor. It had been in the press that some poor love was made ill by the sight of Simon. I thought … Continue reading

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Inspirational

Life had become tough for Cherie. At an early age she’d met Winston the man of her dreams, married and had two beautiful children who are both overachieving at school. She would have little to say when a cashier asked … Continue reading

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Cereal Cafe

A lot of fuss has been made about Cereal Killers, the cereal cafe that recently opened in Shoreditch. I met the guys who run it, they’re ace, the idea is ace, everything is ace. http://eqview.com/2014/12/08/cereal-killers-interview/

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Where will you die in the office?

We’ve all considered taking our lives before, during and after a slog at the office. But where is the best place? Thankfully HP has the answer. A recent survey commissioned by HP and conducted by The International Funeral Society has … Continue reading

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the HIV article

This was written for HIV awareness week and unintentionally managed to annoy a number of people.  I hoped to send the message that wearing a condom would help lower the stress of a regular STI check by giving an account … Continue reading

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Prayer 2.0

Through science, common sense and a bunch of adult church men taking ‘ten minutes in heaven’ a little too far we have succesfully killed God, well done team. So what do we now when we’re told some bad/horrific news that … Continue reading

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Duncers, you don’t even need £53

As the internet knows, for some reasons or another, Iain Duncan Smith decided to boast to the world that he could live on £53 a week, bully for him, round of applause etc etc. As I’m full of the Easter … Continue reading

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Chim chimney, chim chimney blah blah blah

With all this talk in the media round chimneys I got to thinking of my favourites. 1. The chimney on the roof that Julie Martin ‘fell’ from. I say fell, we all know she was pushed, Hannah ‘Oh Harold I … Continue reading

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