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A public service announcement

Beware! TWITTER IS A DANGEROUS DRUG AND IS TURNING SOME PEOPLE INTO CUNTS. They start off human, enjoying sunshine, eating and face to face interaction. But then one day this happens: Person A ‘Have you tried twitter? It’s aces, you get … Continue reading

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Keep your stupid opinions to yourself

So far this week two homosexuals in their infinite wisdom have decided to say in a public forum that A.) They cannot think of anything worse than growing up with two fathers and that B.) Gay boys can’t be friends … Continue reading

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Feeling a bit blue

Who loves it when a writer spends a few hundred words just talking about themselves? All those with their hands in the air, welcome, you are in the exact right place. Now today we will be talking about depression and the … Continue reading

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The Tenga Flip – A sex toy review.

Thanks to the lovely people over at Bondara I was given a Tenga Flip to put my penis in and review. This is what it looks like:   This is  super easy to use. Get it out of the box, … Continue reading

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The Ass

Some bleach it, others get it flushed out every three months and the horny use it to get fucked. But here in the UK there is lack of love for the humble ass hole. And I blame the secret control that … Continue reading

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Who needs the young?

As Mr. Cameron stays longer in power, the magic that’s keeping him from exposing his true lizard form is slowly starting to fade. This week he decided to announce that housing benefits should be cut for those under 25. A … Continue reading

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The Things I Have Nightmares About

One of my testicles shrivelling up and falling off like a grape  Metallic denim and shimmer effect cords making a return A puppy exploding in front of me Falling down a stone staircase  Having my eye poked out by Caleb Buffy returning … Continue reading

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Why is cinema doing a dead?

The House of Mouse is currently beaming like a loon at all the money The Avengers is pumping into Scrooge McDucks vault whilst very quickly forgetting about the mess that was a topless bloke in a quarry with Jar Jar … Continue reading

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My advice on how to break up with someone

Relationships can be tough, when they get too tough the only solution is to cut your losses and run. There is no need for this whole ‘working through it’ or ‘lets get some counselling.’ Heed my words, get the fuck out of there. … Continue reading

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