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Category Archives: Stuff no one really wants to know.
So reviews for the new Hurts album have started to roll/trickle/appear (delete as you desire, or not, choice is all yours and my god you are a decision maker. Remember that time when me and you went to the shops … Continue reading
Beware! TWITTER IS A DANGEROUS DRUG AND IS TURNING SOME PEOPLE INTO CUNTS. They start off human, enjoying sunshine, eating and face to face interaction. But then one day this happens: Person A ‘Have you tried twitter? It’s aces, you get … Continue reading
So far this week two homosexuals in their infinite wisdom have decided to say in a public forum that A.) They cannot think of anything worse than growing up with two fathers and that B.) Gay boys can’t be friends … Continue reading
Who loves it when a writer spends a few hundred words just talking about themselves? All those with their hands in the air, welcome, you are in the exact right place. Now today we will be talking about depression and the … Continue reading
Thanks to the lovely people over at Bondara I was given a Tenga Flip to put my penis in and review. This is what it looks like: This is super easy to use. Get it out of the box, … Continue reading
Some bleach it, others get it flushed out every three months and the horny use it to get fucked. But here in the UK there is lack of love for the humble ass hole. And I blame the secret control that … Continue reading
As Mr. Cameron stays longer in power, the magic that’s keeping him from exposing his true lizard form is slowly starting to fade. This week he decided to announce that housing benefits should be cut for those under 25. A … Continue reading
One of my testicles shrivelling up and falling off like a grape Metallic denim and shimmer effect cords making a return A puppy exploding in front of me Falling down a stone staircase Having my eye poked out by Caleb Buffy returning … Continue reading